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INSIDER: Congratulations on your 17 goals at the weekend, when did you lose count?

JOEL:A little stage before 3/4 time lol

INSIDER: Which quarter did you do the most damage?

JOEL:I think it was five (first quarter), four (second quarter), four (third quarter), four (final quarter), so pretty even spread

INSIDER: Which teammate, in particular, do you owe a beer for his unselfishness around goal?

JOEL:NOT Jake McQueen

INSIDER: Do you expect to be available come finals given your affiliation with Williamstown?

JOEL:Depends on games played at Williamstown - I think 11 is the maximum

INSIDER: Tell us in a nutshell about your coach Jake Bridges at East Point?

JOEL:Very good man, goes about in a different way - very team-oriented

INSIDER: Jake said your effort at the weekend was just reward for all of your hard work over the last few months - what have you been up to? 

JOEL:I train Mon, Tues, Thurs and weights Wednesdays so there's been a bit of work put in

INSIDER: How is everything going at Williamstown?

JOEL:Good. We're in the eight aiming for a top-four spot.

INSIDER: Why do you think some local clubs get more access to their VFL-affiliated players than others?

JOEL:It depends on club and coach. Also the player type / dynamic and his history in the VFL

INSIDER: In a freakish sense which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't? 

JOEL:I hate saying this...Jordy Johnston!

INSIDER: Who would you have at the club kicking for goal to win you a game after the siren?

JOEL:Brad Whittacker 

INSIDER: With which BFNL club do you share your greatest rivalry?

JOEL:North Ballarat City

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at East Point?

JOEL:Neil Lardner 

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy? 

JOEL:I'd love to say Basketball but I'm no good at it!

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

JOEL:Jake McQueen

INSIDER: Who is the last person you would want to share a room with on a footy trip?

JOEL:Jacob Brown

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

JOEL:Richmond, Dustin Martin

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INSIDER: Well done with back-back-back minor premierships - how long has the group been waiting for the business end to arrive?

JORDY COTTER:In the latter part of the year sure, but the evenness of the comp says you have to focus every week. But always work hard at training.

INSIDER: You find a lot of the ball in the back half - are you given a licence to do as you please or have you an opponent every week?

JC:Bit of a licence but it’s defend first.

INSIDER: The four boys - Brodie Sullivan (ankle), Lachie Watkins (knock), Lachie Walker (knee) and Ryan Carter (ill) were all injured v Darley in Round 17 - do you expect them to be right for Saturday?

JC:Yeah, they’re all fine.

INSIDER: Looks like Brenton Payne and Jono O'Brien will come in after missing Round 17 v the Devils. What do they bring to the group?

JC:O'Brien - the grunt / Payne - leadership and structure

INSIDER: Who of the departed Bloods from last year are you missing on field the most?

JC:Jacob Hickey

INSIDER: What are two non-negotiables playing under Aaron Tymms?

JC:Discipline and team first

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

JC:Soccer - Goalkeeper!

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

JC:Jordy Kight

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

JC:Adrian Monitto

INSIDER: Who at Melton would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

JC:Liam Carter

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

JC:Kyle Borg

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

JC:Ray Newman

INSIDER: Who is the last person you would want to share a room with on a footy trip?

JC:Brodie Sullivan (spent enough time with him!)

INSIDER: Who at the club thinks they're funnier than they really are?

JC:Blake Souter (funny man but one too many!)

INSIDER: Biggest threat to Melton for the flag?

JC:Darley

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

JC:Steak and vege off the app!

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

JC:Jack Walker

INSIDER: I heard there's been a momentum change in Tymms favorite player or is it still Lachie Walker?

JC:Your mail is right, the baton is changing!

INSIDER: Who's your biggest footy critic?

JC:The old girl - Mum knows everything!

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

JC:Western Bulldogs, Marcus Bontempelli

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL clubs to your list, who would you pick?

JC:Jordy Johnston (East Point), Brett Bewley (Darley), Jack Riding (North Ballarat)

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INSIDER: It's a bit of a different East Point to look at from the outside. How do you think you and the team are travelling compared to the flag years of 2018 and 2019?

JORDY: Younger side, but I reckon we have the cattle to give it a nudge.

INSIDER: Of the East Point departed from 2018,19,21, name one you would have back ahead of the rest?

JORDY: Jake McQueen!

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect your coach Jake Bridges to write first on the whiteboard?

JORDY: Relentless pressure

INSIDER: Your midfield Matty Johnston, Mickitja Rotumah-Onus, Joe Dodd and Jackson Merrett are a fair crop rivalling any combo in the middle. What makes them so influential? 

JORDY: Inside work, three contested (ball-winners) and Doddy on the outside - perfect mix.

INSIDER: Who would win the battle of the brothers over 10 different sports - you or Matty?

JORDY: Me, comfortably!

INSIDER: Who is your harshest critic in the family?

JORDY: Matty

INSIDER: What's the most number of goals you've kicked in a game at any level?

JORDY:Nine

INSIDER: Which Geelong senior player did you find the most welcoming during your time there?

JORDY: Gary Rohan

INSIDER: Are you keen to pursue a VFL career and possibly AFL moving forward?

JORDY: Yes, open to invitations.

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy? 

JORDY: Basketball

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

JORDY: Bryson McDougall

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

JORDY: Jesse Cairns

INSIDER: Who (at East Point) would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

JORDY: Bryson McDougall

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

JORDY: Not Aiden Nestor!

INSIDER: Who is your favourite footy person at the club?

JORDY: Mark Scull

INSIDER: What's your favourite TV series or movie at the moment?

JORDY: Animal Kingdom

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely be seen eating a kebab downtown 4am on Sunday?

JORDY: Thomas Brown

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish?

JORDY: Salmon 

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?: 

JORDY: Mickitja Rotumah-Onus

INSIDER: Who at the club thinks they're funnier than they really are?

JORDY: Mitch Walsh

INSIDER: Favourite AFL club and player?

JORDY: GWS, Toby Greene

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL clubs to your list, who would you pick?

JORDY: Tony Lockyer (Sebastopol), Brett Bewley (Darley), Daniel Burton (Bacchus Marsh)

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INSIDER: The Bloods are flying again on a back-to-back mission, do you think you're traveling better this year?

JORDY KIGHT:Yeah I think so, if we get our full 22 on the park it's fair to say yes.

INSIDER: What are you (as a team) doing better than last year - and not as well as last year?

JK:Better - less reliant on individuals. Improvement - training the way we play.

INSIDER: Which of the departed Bloods from last season flag win are you missing the most?

JK:Bailey Mawson

INSIDER: What are three non-negotiables playing under Aaron Tymms?

JK:Brotherhood, Pressure, Play your role

INSIDER: Which family would win a goalkicking comp? the Carters, the Walkers, the Kights or the Watkins?

JK;The Kights! The Watkins no chance!

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

JK:Cricket

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

JK:Blake Souter

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

JK:Oscar Greenshields

INSIDER: Biggest footy critic?

JK:My girlfriend’s Dad!

INSIDER: Have you ever bought a car off Nabby?

JK:No!

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

JK:James Robertson

INSIDER: Favorite ground to play on away from MacPherson Park?

JK:Eastern Oval

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

JK:Ray Newman

INSIDER: Who is the last person you would want to share a room with on a footy trip?

JK:Riley Walker

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

JK:Steak!

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

JK:Jack Walker

INSIDER: Is Lachlan Walker still Tymmsy's favorite player?

JK: It's pretty close now mate, Lachlan Phillips is turning a few heads!

INSIDER: Who do you think would be leading Melton's Best and Fairest?

JK:Jordy Cotter

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

JK:Western Bulldogs, Tom Liberatore

INSIDER: Biggest threat to Melton for the flag?

JK:North Ballarat

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other clubs to your list, who would you pick?

JK:Andrew Hooper (Ballarat), Billy Myers (Darley), Jake Owen (Bacchus Marsh)

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INSIDER: Great start to the year for you personally, how has Brendan McCartney improved your footy?

JOSH: Self-confidence, simple game plan, no confusion, great listener, good speaker

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can’t?

JOSH: ‘Meat’ Willian

INSIDER: Who would have at the club kicking for goal to win you a after the siren?

JOSH: Simon McCartin

INSIDER: What do you think a pass mark for the club is this year?

JOSH: Everyone individually improving

INSIDER: With which BFNL club do you share your greatest rivalry?

JOSH: Redan

INSIDER: What do you like most about the game in 2021?

JOSH: Playing with mates again

INSIDER: Who is your favourite footy person at the club?

JOSH: Ian Flood

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there was no footy?

JOSH: Lawn Bowls

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30-metres?

JOSH: Jacob Duffy

INSIDER: Who is the last person you would want to share a room with on a footy trip?

JOSH: Fletcher Toose

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club, what would be your signature dish?

JOSH: Pan-seared Salmon with Garlic Butter and Asparagus

INSIDER: If you couldn’t live in Australia, which country would you move to?

JOSH: Fiji, I love the ocean and being around it.

INSIDER: Favourite AFL club and player?

JOSH: Sydney Swans / ‘Buddy’ Franklin

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other clubs to your list, who would you pick?

JOSH: Liam Hoy (Redan), Bryson McDougall (East Point), Lachlan Cassidy (Sebastopol)

INSIDER: Flag tip outside of North Ballarat City?

JOSH: Pass

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INSIDER: Welcome Khy, you're racking up some serious numbers in just your first full season of senior footy - have VFL or AFL clubs shown any interest - where are you at with your footy?

KHY JESS: Gary Learmonth (Coach) is having a crack for me so we'll see

INSIDER: It's noted you predominately kick the footy compared to handballing - is that planned or purely coincidence?

KJ: I guess I stick to my strengths (kicking). Handball numbers and improvement will come.

INSIDER: Tell us about your experienced midfield partner in crime, Lachie George, and what he's done for your footy?

KJ: Big influence, taught me a fair bit. I just feed off him!

INSIDER: Quick one on the number choice - why #41?

KJ: I had #2 but ruined that jumper so I’ve copped #41 since.

INSIDER: Are you related to former Richmond champ of the 70s and 80s, Jim Jess?

KJ: Yes, Jim is my Pop (Granddad).

INSIDER: There was a big spruik around Lachie Bond at the start of the year - what makes him so talented?

KJ: Athletic and strong 1v1.

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect Gary Learmonth to write first on the white board?  

KJ: Discipline

INSIDER: Take us through your interleague experience - how was it?

KJ: I loved it, great experience. The team worked well together. I'm well up for doing it again next year.

INSIDER: Hypothetically speaking, how would the Under 23 BFNL team fare if it were a team in the BFNL?

KJ: Close to going all of the way - we'd give it a shake at least!

INSIDER: Who is the most underrated player at the club?

KJ: Rudie Forde

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

KJ: Tennis

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

KJ: Rudie Forde

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

KJ: Bailey McKay

INSIDER: Who (at Redan) would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

KJ: Lachie Bond

INSIDER: Are you a footy head? Rank yourself out of 10, tell us how you consume your local footy..

KJ: 6/10. I have an interest in most stuff that's posted.

INSIDER: Who is the quickest in the team over 20m?

KJ: Nathan Leow

INSIDER: What is your favorite ground to play on away from City Oval?

KJ: Eastern Oval

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

KJ: Gary Learmonth

INSIDER: Invite 5 of favorite celebs to the Dinner table - take your pick..

KJ: Mike Tyson, Tom Brady, Dusty Martin, Roger Federer, Mohammed Ali.

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

KJ: Lasagne

INSIDER: What tv series would you recommend for us this Winter?

KJ: Prison Break (Stan)

INSIDER: Which one of the following most relates to you - Reader, viewer, gamer, commentator, raver?

KJ: Commentator!

INSIDER: Who from the playing group would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

KJ: Harry Lawson

INSIDER: Do any of the boys have annoying habits or superstitions they repeat before matches?

KJ: Liam Farnsworth - Niggly, pushing everyone before games - drives everyone mad!

INSIDER: Who is your number one footy critic?

KJ: Dad

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

KJ: Richmond, Dustin Martin

INSIDER: Who do you think will win the BFNL flag?

KJ: Melton

INSIDER: If you could have three players from other BFNL clubs join Redan who would you recruit?

KJ: Brett Bewley (Darley), Matty Johnston (East Point), Billy Myers (Darley).

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INSIDER: Congrats on your 100-goal season, an amazing effort - tell us about how you felt when it went through?

KIM BESSELL:Plenty of relief to be honest, I was more nervous than usual before the game. Over the moon and proud of the achievement.

INSIDER: How did you celebrate post-match given it was a Sunday?

KB:Went and supported the juniors before a few drinks at the pub!

INSIDER: Do you know of any other women to kick 100 goals anywhere in any comp?

KB:Not to my knowledge, but I’m sure there is.

INSIDER: The Devils are travelling along nicely and look to have closed the gap on benchmark Redan. What are you guys better at this year than last?

KB:Playing together as a team, bouncing off one another’s strengths, awesome recruits.

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect your coach Brett Faulkhead to write first on the white board?  

KB:Get everyone involved.

INSIDER: Who has had the most influence on your footy career?

KB:My parents and boyfriend!

INSIDER: Most goals you have kicked in a game during your senior career?

KB:13!

INSIDER: Who is the most underrated player at the club?

KB:Chloe Oughtred

INSIDER: Most courageous player at the Devils?

KB:Bella Phillips

INSIDER; Most skilful player at the Devils?

KBTrinity Skenderis and Lilli Condon

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

KB:Cricket

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

KB:Maddy Lister

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

KB:Tamara Henry

INSIDER: Who (besides yourself) would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

KB:Alyssa Humphries

INSIDER: Who is the quickest in the team over 20m?

KB:Tamara Henry

INSIDER: What is your favorite ground to play on away from Darley Park?

KB:City Oval

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

KB: Kiera Moran

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

KB:Curried sausages

INSIDER: Who from the playing group would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

KB:Madeline Clarke

INSIDER: Do any of the girls have annoying habits or superstitions they repeat before matches?

KB:I wear the same socks, jocks, and drink a can of Red Bull

INSIDER: Who is your number one footy critic?

KB:My boyfriend, Mark!

INSIDER: Favorite AFLW club and player?

KB:Collingwood, Chloe Molloy

INSIDER: Redan this week qualifying final - rate your confidence levels...

KB:We proved our best is good enough, so we've got confidence in that...

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INSIDER: You're a Port Melbourne VFL listed player - do you still have ambitions furthering your footy beyond the Bloods - where are you at?

KYLE BORG:The interest from Port Melbourne is there but my opportunity has yet to come. #hurryup!

INSIDER: The 'Borg moment' kicking the sealer against Sunbury a few weeks ago must have been bittersweet for you in a tough week. How were the scenes in the rooms after the game?

KB:Very emotional. Meant so much to me and the footy club. Oe of the best wins I’ve ever been involved with.

INSIDER: On the team front - explain the improvement at Melton?

KB:New system under Troy Scoble exceeding expectation. More improvement to come.

INSIDER: What do the Kights and the Carters think of you sneaking down off a wing and kicking goals? Liam Carter made his thoughts clear marking your would've been goal on the goal line last week!

KB:They're not HUGE fans to be honest! They think I’m a bit of a scene stealer taking away an opportunity to flare their wears! 

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect Troy Scoble to write first on the white board?  

KB:Team first, selfless attitude, effort.

INSIDER: Take us through your interleague experience - how was it?

KB:Amazing, very grateful, learnt a lot!

INSIDER: Hypothetically speaking, how would the Under 23 BFNL team fare if it were a team in the BFNL?

KB:Would hold their own, competitive, make finals.

INSIDER: Who is the most underrated player at the club?

KB:Lachie Walker

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

KB:Athletics

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

KB:Jordy Kight

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

KB:Zach Russell and Lachie Doran

INSIDER: Who at Melton would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

KB:Braedan Kight

INSIDER: Who is the quickest in the team over 20m?

KB:I've got them covered!

INSIDER: What is your favorite ground to play on away from MacPhersons Park?

KB: Eastern Oval or Mars Stadium.

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

KB:Lachie Watkins and Adrian Monitto

INSIDER: Invite 5 of your favourite celebs to the Dinner table - take your pick..

KB:Sam Mitchell, Luke Hodge, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Brady, Margot Robbie

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

KB:Lasagne with a side of sweet potato chips!

INSIDER: What tv series would you recommend for us this Winter?

KB:"You" (Netflix)

INSIDER: Which one of the following most relates to you - Reader, viewer, gamer, commentator, raver?

KB:Gamer and reader

INSIDER: Who from the playing group would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

KB:Jack Walker - he's pretty switched on.

INSIDER: Do any of the boys have annoying habits or superstitions they repeat before matches?

KB:More a team superstition. We play 'Keep it up' with a soccer ball each week. Record stands at 46.

INSIDER: Who is your number one footy critic?

KB:Dad

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

KB:Hawthorn, Luke Hodge and Sam Mitchell

INSIDER; Biggest danger to the Bloods this year?

KB:East Point - very physical and well drilled.

INSIDER If you could have three players from other BFNL clubs join Melton who would you recruit?

KB:Brett Bewley (Darley), Tony Lockyer (Sebastopol), Jordy Johnston (East Point)

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INSIDER: You've been made to work after half time in a couple of games already this year. How many sides do you think can actually win the flag?

Lachie Phillips:Four

INSIDER: You've started the season very well personally, have you done anything different or is it down to natural progression from being a good junior?

LP:Progression with more experience in the role.

INSIDER: North Ballarat's Stewart Crameri is a fair-sized unit! How'd you go against him? Any advice for other players who get that role?

LP:I think he was bit sore going in. It's do your best kind of stuff, you're right he is a big unit!

INSIDER: Who of the departed Bloods from last year are you missing on-field the most?

LP:Mark Orr

INSIDER: What are two non-negotiables playing under Tymmsy?

LP:Respect the opposition and effort.

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

LP:Basketball

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

LP:Blake Souter, he’s super tough

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

LP:Zach Russell

INSIDER: Who at Melton would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

LP: Liam Carter

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

LP:Kyle Borg

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

LP:Jordy Cotter

INSIDER: Who is the last person you would want to share a room with on a footy trip?

LP:Riley Walker

INSIDER: Who at the club thinks they're funnier than they really are?

LP:Jordan Kight

INSIDER: Biggest threat to Melton for the flag?

LP:Sebastopol

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

LP:Steak!

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

LP:Ryan Carter

INSIDER: Can you just confirm Tymmsy's favorite player one more time for everyone please mate?

LP:Lachlan Walker

INSIDER: Who's you biggest footy critic?

LP:Dad

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

LP:Richmond, Patrick Cripps

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL clubs to your list, who would you pick?

LP:Brett Bewley (Darley), Lachlan Cassidy (Sebastopol), Jake Owen (Bacchus Marsh)

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INSIDER: The Bloods are flying again, do you think you're travelling better this year?

LACHIE WATKINS:Hoping so - the new game style should hold us in good stead.

INSIDER: What are you (as a team) doing better than last year - and not as well as last year?

LW:Better – Structure and set up, Improvement - natural adjustment period.

INSIDER: What are three non-negotiables playing under Troy Scoble?

LW:Effort, Pressure, Be adventurous.

INSIDER: Which family would win a goalkicking comp? the Carters, the Walkers, the Kights or the Watkins?

LW:The Watkins! Definitely not the Kights (looking at you Jordy)

INSIDER: How many games do you think your brother Jack (North Melbourne VFL) will play for the Bloods this year?

LW:Hopefully none at all with everyone fit and healthy etc

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

LW:Cricket

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

LW:Jordy Cotter, Lachlan Phillips

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

LW:Braedan Kight’s little brother!

INSIDER: Biggest footy critic?

LW:My brother Jack (perfectionist)

INSIDER: Have you ever bought a car off Nabby?

LW:Not yet, but not from a lack of him trying!

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

LW:Bailey Mawson

INSIDER: Favorite ground to play on away from MacPherson Park?

LW:Clarke Oval, Sunbury

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

LW:Ray Newman

INSIDER: Who is the last person you would want to share a room with on a footy trip?

LW:Any of the Walkers!

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

LW:Steak

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

LW:Tom Button

INSIDER: Which of the following best describes you - a reader, a gamer, a commentator, a raver?

LW: A reader

INSIDER: Who do you think would be leading Melton's Best and Fairest?

LW:Jaycob Hickey or Braedan Kight

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

LW:Geelong, Jeremy Cameron

INSIDER: Biggest threat to Melton for the flag?

LW:Darley

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other clubs to your list, who would you pick?

LW:Brett Bewley (Darley), Jordy Johnston (East Point), Tyson Lever (Sunbury).

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INSIDER: After a full round of matches you're a game outside the six in a very even year. Are there any games you think you let slip or is 7th about right?

LIAM CANNY:I think we've let a couple slip considering we've been right in most games.

INSIDER: Well done making the Interleague team - how was your experience?

LC:Great honour representing the league. Thoroughly enjoyed it!

INSIDER: Tell us about your new season coach Jackson Merrett - what are his strengths and what impact he's having on the younger players?

LC:Jacko's been really good. Excellent connection with the group and invaluable knowledge.

INSIDER: East Point has played some really good footy this year. What do you think it will take for the team to do it for longer? 

LC:More experience into the young blokes will hold us in good stead.

INSIDER: Of the departed in recent years, which player are you missing the most?

LC:Mickitja Rottumah-Onus

INSIDER: Who is the most under rated player at the club?

LC:Joel Van Meel

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

LC:Golf (Handicap is 11)

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

LC:Jordy Johnston

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

LC:Jack Jeffrey

INSIDER: Who at East Point would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

LC:Jack Jeffrey

INSIDER: Who is the quickest in the team over 30m?

LC:Jordy Johnston

INSIDER: What is your favorite ground to play on away from Eastern Oval?

LC:CE Brown Reserve (Lake Wendouree)

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

LC:Cam Lovig

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

LC:Steak and veggies!

INSIDER: Who is the last person you want to share a room with on a footy trip?

LC:Matt Johnston

INSIDER: Who from the playing group would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

LC:Sam Cue

INSIDER: Do any of the guys have any annoying habits or superstitions pregame?

LC:Kane Irvin - gets the grumps up!

INSIDER: Who is your number one footy critic?

LC:My brothers - Nick and Mitch.

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

LC:Carlton, Adam Cerra

INSIDER: If you could three players from another list in the BFNL who would you take?

LC:Izaac Grant (Redan), Joel O'Connell (Lakers), Isaac Carey (North Ballarat)

INSIDER: Flag tip (outside of East Point)?

LC:Melton

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INSIDER: The Devils are travelling along nicely and look to have closed the gap on benchmark Redan. Is that a fair observation?

Lilli Condon:Yes definitely, next time we have to be a real chance.

INSIDER: You finished within a point of the Lions a couple of weeks ago - how did the girls process the loss?

LC:While we weren't expecting to win there was disappointment. Plenty of positives and learnings from the game.

INSIDER: Tell us about your new coach Brett Faulkhead and what he has brought to the group?

LC:Back to basics approach with good connection and understanding. Nice guy with new ideas.

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect Brett to write first on the white board?  

LC:A stats reference for the day to improve on.

INSIDER: Who is the most underrated player at the club?

LC: Bella Phillips

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

LC:Netball or Basketball

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

LC:Maddie Lister

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

LC:Chloe Oughtred

INSIDER: Who at Darley would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

LC:Kim Bessell

INSIDER: Who is the quickest in the team over 30m?

LC: Katie McAloom

INSIDER: What is your favorite ground to play on away from Darley Park?

LC:City Oval

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

LC: Lorissa Edwards

INSIDER: Describe your experience at the GWV Rebels in 5 words or less?

LC: Awesome people, amazing experience

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

LC:Pasta

INSIDER: What tv series would you recommend for us this coming Winter?

LC:Yellowstone

INSIDER: Who from the playing group would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

LC: Maddy Clarke

INSIDER: Do any of the girls have annoying habits or superstitions they repeat before matches?

LC:Emmerson Hitch (DJ set)!

INSIDER: Who is your number one footy critic?

LC:Mum, even though she doesn't know much!

INSIDER: Favorite AFL/W club and player?

LC:St Kilda, Georgia Patrikios

INSIDER: Can any team beat Redan (outside of Darley)?

LC:Hmmm, maybe not!

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INSIDER: How do you pronounce Goetz - can spell for us how it's supposed to sound?

LUKE GOETZ:G - u - r - t - s

INSIDER: Wins aside, what have you enjoyed most about your eight games at the Cobras?

LG:Getting to know everyone, building relationships on and off field.

INSIDER: The club just signed Jason Williams on for another season or two - tell us about your relationship with him?

LG:Really good, honest feedback - got me enjoying my footy again!

INSIDER: Name the top 3 priorities the Cobras need to return to finals?

LG:A Key back, a midfielder and another tall.

INSIDER: Who has been your toughest opponent in the BFNL - player and club?

LG:Cam McCullum and Sebastopol.

INSIDER: Who is your harshest footy critic?

LG:Dad

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

LG:Basketball

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

LG:Jake McCreery

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

LG:Josh Huxtable

INSIDER: Who at Bacchus Marsh would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

LG:Jake Owen or Joel Freeman

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

LG:Ashton Craig

INSIDER: Which player by foot is the most skilled on their opposite side?

LG:Jake Owen

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

LG:Shane Cook

INSIDER: What's your favorite ground to play on outside of Maddingley Park?

LG:City Oval, Redan

INSIDER: What's your favorite TV series or movie at the moment?

LG:Friends

INSIDER: Apart from your phone, what can't you leave home without?

LG:Hair tie

INSIDER: Which teammate would be the last person you'd want to share a room with on a footy trip?

LG:Alan Smith

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

LG:Steak and sausages

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

LG:Luca Kraljic

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

LG:Richmond, Nick Vlastuin

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL clubs to your list, who would you pick?

LG:Brett Bewley (Darley), Liam Carter (Melton), Ryan Carter (Melton)

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INSIDER: You arrived at Darley in 2021 - who from the club was responsible for essentially finding you?

Matthew Brett:Travis Minns, pre covid. He maintained contact through 2020, built rapport and the rest is history.

INSIDER: What is your actual role at the club Matty?

MB:Assistant Coach - Backs

INSIDER: It was great news for Devils’ fans to hear you were sticking around after a winless 2021 - the club must be growing on you?

MB:Definitely, Darley has a terrific community feel about the place, country environment, similar to back home / playing for a town that's meaningful.

INSIDER: Head coach Dan Jordan is an interesting character - what have you learned from him in your role as 'line' coach?

MB:The importance of building connection / relationships with people.

INSIDER: You did your knee against Melton last year - tell us about that - the pain, the frustration, the rehab.

MB:The pain 7/10, the frustration was being unable to be an example with my own actions (on-field), the rehab requires some serious diligence/discipline to return on time.

INSIDER: You have East Point on the road this week, tough ask - how are the confidence levels? They ran over the top of you at Eastern Oval last year, they will be hard to beat again i'm sure.

MB:They're a quality side. Will be a good test for us – it will be more accurate gage after three rounds for where we're truly at.

INSIDER: Is Brett Bewley's preparation as full on as it's rumoured to be? Tell us about your footy relationship with Brett.

MB:"Preps" as good as anyone i've known, Brett certainly loves his footy. We have a solid footy relationship, sharing a common goal wanting ultimate success for the club. As for rumour, I've heard he even sleeps with a footy!

INSIDER: Favorite ground to play on outside of Darley Park?

MB: City Oval

INSIDER: Who is your toughest footy critic?

MB:Outside of myself, probably my Dad.

INSIDER: Which young Darley player has shown you to have the most upside?

MB:Mace Cousins and Bailey Young. Both terrific young men that work hard.

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 20m?

MB:Jake 'Choccy barrel" Ancrum!

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

MB:Digger Edwards....always good for a cheap laugh!

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

MB:Veggie butter chicken with rice

INSIDER: Who at the club thinks they're funnier than they really are?

MB:Mitch Ward

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

MB:Carlton, Tom Stewart.

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INSIDER: What's it like playing high level footy under your Dad (Troy)? Are you able to separate the roles he has in your life?

MAX SCOBLE: Yeah definitely - we split family / footy conversation - no favours

INSIDER: Your Grandfather, Wayne Scoble, won a B&F at Darley in 1975. Who do you think he will be supporting on Saturday?

MS: I think the Bloods....maybe...?

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect your coach, your Dad, to write first on the white board game day?

MS: United

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect your Mum to write first on the fridge?

MS: Do the Dishes!

INSIDER: It was pretty cool to see you play senior footy with your younger brother Chase - what does he have you wish you had?

MS: A cool haircut - I have everything else he wishes he had!

INSIDER: Who is your harshest critic in the family?

MS: Mum!

INSIDER: Favorite ground to play on away from MacPherson Park?

MS: City Oval

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

MS: Golf - but average at best!

INSIDER: Which of the following best suits you? A reader, a gamer, a commentator, a raver?

MS: A raver!

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

MS: Jai Whitehead

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

MS: Zach Russell

INSIDER: Who (at Melton) would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

MS: Braedan Kight

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

MS: Kyle Borg

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

MS: Beau Beck

INSIDER: Are you a footy head - how do you consume your footy each week? Rate yourself out of 10.

MS: 8/10 - AFL - podcasts, read, watch a few games. Local - follow a few comps, mates etc

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

MS: Steak and veg

INSIDER; Invite 5 people whoever you like to sit at the dinner table with you.....

MS: Lebron James, James Hird, Justin Jefferson (NFL), Tom Brady (NFL), Tiger Woods

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

MS: Justin Newton

INSIDER: Who at the club thinks they're funnier than they really are?

MS: Blake Souter

INSIDER: Name a player that has any unusual, weird superstitions ahead of game time...

MS: Adrian Monitto has to have a cold shower before a game!

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

MS: Essendon, Zach Merrett

INSIDER: Biggest threat to Melton winning the flag?

MS: Too close to call

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL clubs to your list, who would you pick?

MS: Broden Collins (Melton South), Riley Polkinghorne (North Ballarat), Brett Bewley (Darley)

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INSIDER: Hi Mick, you're leaving the club after a fairly short stay given the COVID interruptions - can you let us in on why you're leaving the job? 

MICHAEL: New job requires weekend work - can't give the time necessary.

INSIDER: How does reaching the Grand Final in your first full year (essentially) at the club compare to your other achievements in footy? You've had a tough run at the club with injury and illness...

MICHAEL: Great achievement getting there sure, but a flag is the targeted improvement (from 2019).

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable your players would expect you to write first on the whiteboard?

MICHAEL: Ball movement

INSIDER: The wider competition holds Tony Lockyer in the highest regard - what's his strength and which player in the comp would you send to Tony if you were coaching against him? 

MICHAEL: Reading the ball in the air, fitness - covers the ground exceptionally well. Lachie Dawson went alright on him.

INSIDER: Who has been the one opposition player that has caused you the most grief in any one game?

MICHAEL: Brett Bewley put a clinic in Round One.

INSIDER: What other sport could you coach at a high level if there were no footy? 

MICHAEL: Maybe basketball

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

MICHAEL: James Keeble

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

MICHAEL: Riley O'Keefe

INSIDER: Who (at Sebastopol) would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

MICHAEL: Jed Hill

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

MICHAEL: Bailey Veale

INSIDER: Who is your favourite footy person at the club?

MICHAEL: Mick Clarke

INSIDER: What's your favourite TV series or movie?

MICHAEL: Unforgotten

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely be seen eating a kebab downtown at 4am on Sunday?

MICHAEL: Lachie Cassidy

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish?

MICHAEL: Pesto pasta

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

MICHAEL: Jed Hill

INSIDER: Who at the club thinks they're funnier than they really are?

MICHAEL:Jed Hill again, even though I think he's quite funny!

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

MICHAEL:Western Bulldogs, Aaron Naughton

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL clubs to your list, who would you pick?

MICHAEL: Jake Owen (Bacchus Marsh), Brett Bewley (Darley), Jordy Johnston (East Point).

INSIDER; Finally, describe your opponents today Melton in a word.

MICHAEL: Organised.

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INSIDER: Hi Mickitja, before the footy chat, can you tell us about your family name and its origin?

MICKITJA: Mickitja - the indigenous name means 'SOLID ROCK' (Arnhem land), Rotumah is of Fijian origin

INSIDER: You were lucky to play in back-to-back flags in 2018-2019. Do you have a favourite? If so, tell us why?

MICKITJA: 2019 - see footy highlight above

INSIDER: What is the one non-negotiable playing under Jake Bridges?

MICKITJA: Sticking to team trademarks

INSIDER: Hardest opponent?

MICKITJA: Joey Symonds, Brian Graham

INSIDER: Best player you've seen in the BFNL?

MICKITJA: Tony Lockyer (Sebastopol)

INSIDER: You have had some serious talent run out for East Point over the last few years, who has been the most underrated?

MICKITJA: Joel Van Meel - he gets all the big jobs on the key forwards 

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy? 

MICKITJA: Rugby League

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

MICKITJA: Jordy Johnston

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

MICKITJA: Lachie Charleson

INSIDER: Who (at East Point) would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

MICKITJA: Jordy Johnston

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

MICKITJA: Aiden Nestor

INSIDER: Who is the best trainer (footballer) on the track?

MICKITJA: Mitch Walsh

INSIDER: Who is your favourite footy person at the club?

MICKITJA: Mark Scull

INSIDER: Who is the last person you would want to share a room with on a footy trip?

MICKITJA: Jordy Johnston...AGAIN!!

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club, what would be your signature dish?

MICKITJA: Pasta (INSIDER: Boring?) Not really, there's a lot you can do with pasta

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show? 

MICKITJA: Sam Cue

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely be seen eating a kebab downtown, 4am on a Sunday morning?

MICKITJA: Thomas Brown

INSIDER: Favourite AFL club and player?

MICKITJA: Essendon, Marcus Bontempelli 

INSIDER: BFNL flag tip (can't be East Point)?

MICKITJA: Melton

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL lists to your list, who would you pick?

MICKITJA: Back: Tony Lockyer (Sebastopol); Mid: Daniel Burton (B/Marsh); Fwd: Ryan Carter (Melton)

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INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect your coach Heath Pritchard to write first on the whiteboard?

MITCH: 100% effort!

INSIDER: What's the biggest difference between Western Jets footy and BFNL senior footy?

MITCH: Physicality, bigger bodies

INSIDER: How far off from playing finals do you think the Panthers are? What does the club need most?

MITCH: We're not far away; we'll go close next year - (a) couple of talls (would) be handy.

INSIDER: Who is your harshest critic in the family?

MITCH: Nathan (Brother)

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy? 

MITCH: Soccer

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

MITCH: Riley Theo

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

MITCH: Jax Boof's sons

INSIDER: Who at Melton South would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

MITCH: Daniel Vasjuta

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 30m?

MITCH: Michael Callus

INSIDER: Who is your favourite footy person at the club?

 MITCH: Boof

INSIDER: What's your favourite ground to play on outside of Melton South?

MITCH: Darley Park

INSIDER: What's your favourite TV series or movie at the moment?

MITCH: Stranger Things

INSIDER: What can't you leave home without?

MITCH: My phone

INSIDER: Celebrity crush? C'mon, everyone has got one.

MITCH: Gigi Hadid

INSIDER: Who did you want to win Wimbledon - Kyrgios or Djokovic?

MITCH: Kyrgios

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely be seen eating a kebab downtown 4 am on Sunday?

MITCH: Rhys Lee

INSIDER: What would be your signature dish if you had to cook for the whole club?

MITCH: Spaghetti Bolognese (again!)

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show? 

MITCH: Billy Lloyd

INSIDER: Who at the club thinks they're funnier than they really are?

MITCH: Broden Collins

INSIDER: Favourite AFL club and player?

MITCH: Collingwood, Izak Rankine

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL clubs to your list, who would you pick?

MITCH: Ryan Carter (Melton), Jordy Johnston (East Point), Brett Bewley (Darley)

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INSIDER: What do you attribute your break-out season to - what have you done differently?

MITCH MCLEAN: Opportunity, afforded responsibility, coach belief.

INSIDER: On the team front - explain the improvement at Sunbury?

MM: Spike in belief of the playing group, playing for one another, riding highs and lows together

INSIDER: You get a birds-eye view playing alongside Jake Sutton - what makes him the x-factor player he is? Share three of his greatest strengths...

MM: Positioning, Overhead marking, Attack on the footy

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect Matty White to write first on the white board?  

MM: Go when it's your turn to go!

INSIDER: Take us through your interleague experience - how was it?

MM: Really good, awesome day. Enjoyed playing with similar age profile top end talent.

INSIDER: Hypothetically speaking, how would the Under 23 BFNL team fare if it were a team in the BFNL?

MM: Up there but I reckon experience would get us in the end.

INSIDER: Who is the most underrated player at the club?

MM:Jordan Tentonello

INSIDER: What other sport could you play at a high level if there were no footy?

MM: Cricket

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

MM: Lachie Urbon

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

MM: Cody Bramble

INSIDER: Who at Sunbury would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

MM:Leigh Brennan

INSIDER: Who is the quickest in the team over 20m?

MM: Riley Miller

INSIDER: What is your favorite ground to play on away from Clarke Oval?

MM: Marty Busch Reserve, Sebastopol

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person at the club?

MM: Corey Mobilio

INSIDER: Invite 5 of favorite celebs to the Dinner table - take your pick..

MM: Buddy Franklin, Selena Gomez, The Rock, Fifty Cent, Brian Taylor

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

MM: Steak and Chips

INSIDER: What tv series would you recommend for us this coming Winter?

MM: Snowfall (Amazon)

INSIDER: Which one of the following most relates to you - Reader, viewer, gamer, commentator, raver?

MM:Viewer

INSIDER: Who from the playing group would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

MM: Jake Sutton

INSIDER: Do any of the boys have annoying habits or superstitions they repeat before matches?

MM:Jake Sutton again, eats a tin of tuna pre-game and it STINKS!

INSIDER: Who is your number one footy critic?

MM: Dad

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

MM: Hawthorn, Will Day

INSIDER: Best team you've played this year?

MM: East Point

INSIDER: If you could have three players from other BFNL clubs join Sunbury who would you recruit?

MM: Jordy Cotter (Melton), Brett Bewley (Darley), Matty Johnston (East Point)

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INSIDER: Your new role forward has been an encouraging success this season with 18 goals (comp rank #10) whose idea was it and what was the motivation?

NED NASH:Maccas’ (Brendan McCartney’s) idea. Practice match theory, add a string to the bow. Was once a forward in juniors.

INSIDER: Name the #1 non-negotiable we would expect your coach Brendan McCartney to write first on the white board?

NN:Turn up and step in!

INSIDER: Describe each of your off season recruits in a word.

NN:Mal White - silky, Liam Deering - reliable, Daikin Morris - tough, Noah Cockerill - solid.

INSIDER: Name your favorite BFNL ground away from Mars Stadium?

NN:CE Brown Reserve, Lake Wendouree

INSIDER: No Jamie Quick (ankle) recently and Stewart Crameri (hamstring) has been unsighted. What's the update on those two?

NN:Not sure, but I’m tipping Cramers to play before Quicky (medium term)

INSIDER: How do you think you're travelling compared to mid-season last year?

NN:On par, tough team to get into last year but we're more organised this year.

INSIDER: Who is your harshest critic in the family?

NN:I was thinking Mum, but on second thoughts definitely NAN!

INSIDER: Who is the best team you've played this season?

NN:Melton

INSIDER: Was covid primarily responsible for your disappointing loss to Sunbury?

NN:No, we were terrible - way off, no connection. That can happen in footy.

INSIDER: In a freakish sense, which player at the club can do things on-field that others can't?

NN:Reggie Palmer

INSIDER: Who at the club has the most upside from a junior perspective?

NN:Hugh Trigg

INSIDER: Who at North Ballarat would you like kicking for goal after the siren to win you a game of footy?

NN: Riley Polkinghorne (Pfft..!! - nah, i'm happy to take it!!)

INSIDER: Who is the quickest at the club over 20m?

NN:Isaac Carey

INSIDER: Who is your favorite footy person(s) at the club?

NN:Andrew Ferguson

INSIDER: Who is the last person you would like to share a room with on a trip away?

NN:Nelson Troon

INSIDER: What’s your poison (preferred drink)?

NN:Vodka Red Bull

INSIDER: What's your favorite thing that is considered authentically Australian?

NN:Vegemite

INSIDER: Favorite city to live in outside of Australia?

NN:Boston, USA

INSIDER: Which of the following best describes you - a reader, a gamer, a raver, a commentator?

NN;A raver!

INSIDER: What's your favorite TV series to stream at the moment?

NN:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Disney+)

INSIDER: Give us your footy head rating out of 10? How do you consume footy from week to week?

NN:Keen viewer and reader of AFL and BFNL. Yeah, I'm on it - solid 8 I reckon!

INSIDER: If you had to cook for the whole club what would be your signature dish of approval?

NN:Steak and potatoes, boys would love it!

INSIDER: Who at the club would most likely win a million dollars on a quiz show?

NN:Brainiac numbers are low at North (ha, ha!) - but I’ll back in Brayden Purchase!

INSIDER: Who at the club thinks they're funnier than they really are?

NN:Max Faulkner

INSIDER: Favorite AFL club and player?

NN:Richmond, Nick Vlaustin.

INSIDER: If you could add three players from other BFNL clubs to your list, who would you pick?

NN:Jordy Cotter (Melton), MIkitja Rottumah-Onus (East Point), Joel Cadman (Darley).